Edwards Says No to VP

The New York Times notes that John Edwards has responded to speculation about being Sen. Barack Obama's running mate. Edwards said, "I have no interest in running as vice president."

Good. We don't want you anyways. Who do we want? HILLARY CLINTON. Of course, that probably won't happen.

Ellen and Portia To Wed

With the ban on gay marriage in California lifted, talk show host Ellen DeGeneres and actress Portia De Rossi have revealed plans to marry.

I couldn't be happier for them.